I’m being picked up in a bit to go hang out with family for the weekend.

It will be the first time I’ve seen my sister since 2007.

Yep, darn near five years.

I SHALL ENJOY MAKING UP FOR FIVE YEARS WORTH OF NOOGIES IN FIVE MINUTES!

Muahahahaha.

enogitna:

catherinebruce replied to your chat: Josh and me watching GoT

…OMG! YES! NOW I CAN BLAME JOFFERY FOR ALL THE MENTAL ISSUES I HAVE RESULTING FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL!

remember when that one smug prick bully in middle school called you names in front of everyone and then put your loved ones heads on spikes and made you look?

;__; I am still traumatized by it! It was bad enough I was new and everyone was like ‘Lawl, outsider. NO LOVE FOR YOU!’ and then he was all ‘I SHALL RULE YOU THROUGH HUMILIATION AND PAIN!’ and the only one who gave a damn was this one person who was too much of a BAMF to care that he was supposed to be a social pariah, too.

You ever write someone you don’t even know with words you hope are in some way showing of support, yet when you hit send, you wish you can take it back because you have no clue if they’ll be all ‘WTF! I HATE YOUR FACE!’ or if you even helped or not or bah.

Maybe I should have given them a virtual cup of hot cocoa :O (It would have been fine if they’re allergic to cocoa, because it’s virtual and therefor bypasses the laws of…allergies!)

I thought I was going to have to respond to all this reading. But it’s Friday, and one of the posts has like NO response.

So I reread the syllabus.

Apparently, according to how I chose to read it, I only need to complete five discussion posts.

FIVE.

I DID SIX.

And so I went, ‘FUCK HOMEWORK, I’M OFF ON A TECHNICALITY, NOW TO FINISH READING SMUT WOOHOO!’

In order to procrastinate even further on homework, my mind wandered to the current state of shipping in Korra.

At first, I was like ‘oh man, I’m gonna ship these two people so hard!’

Then I remembered Avatar. I remembered shipping a couple and waiting each episode so that maybe there would be a glimmer of something. There were, many times, at least in my mind. My heart grew to love them, and even now despite everything, I have a soft spot for that pair.

Then at the end of Avatar, my ship crashed into a cliffside and exploded in a fiery ball of NOOOOOOO! and I was all ‘but…I have all these feels!’

It happened with more than one of my pairings.

So now, I have decided.

I’m just gonna sit back, relax, and wait until after the series ends to ship people.

There’s far fewer heart attacks this way.

the-nerdy-tattooist:

I JUST HAD TO DO IT.

IT WAS BEGGING TO BE DONE.

*dies*

chongthenomad:

sparkysparkyboom-man:

Now I know his ways.

omfg this is clever.

*choke cough flail*

I am now dead.

the-star-spangled-avenger:

Your dash has been signed by Robert Downey Jr.

Gee, I thought it said ‘reblog’ xD

Either way, I will never wash my Tumblr again!

I am failing.

I finally put music on, since it helps me concentrate.

But they are all songs I like, so I go ‘Woah man, time to sing along!’

And then I see I have something new on my dashboard, and I go ‘TO TUMBLR!’

Then I remember I was reading a SyFy’s Alice fanfic, and even though I’ve read it before, I forgot how it ends. So I’m all ‘MUST GET THROUGH! WANT TO READ!’

Sigh. So many distractions, so little time.

So, I hear all these complaints about Twilight, the biggest being about how the vampires sparkle.

There are a lot of comments like “Oh man, that’s so ridiculous!”

Me? After I thought about it, I wanted to simultaneously hide under the bed and lock myself in my closet and hide forever.

I kept imagining how this encounter would go.

I would be walking along, doing something important. I would be on the breakthrough of something great. The mysteries of the universe would be so close to blossoming in my mind.

Then I would see something in the corner of my eye.

Something sparkly.

Instantly curious, I would forget everything to see what it was.

I would go toward it. I would inspect it.

Then I would DIE A HORRIBLE AND BRUTAL DEATH!

All because I have ADD.

And shiny things distract me.

lunarianpyrate:

catherinebruce started following you

　

AKJHSKJAHS THOSE GIFS!

HI! I AM YOUR NEW STALKER FOLLOWER!

(By the way, if anyone on my list HASN’T seen SyFy’s Alice miniseries, go now. Don’t walk, run, and bask in the awesomeness that is that Hatter.)

pikadoodle:

I HAVE TO!!! I JUST HAVE TO DO IT!!!

all thanks to this post:http://pikafaa.tumblr.com/post/23148421940/tinysaurus-did-this-seriously-just-happen#postNotes 

I think…I think my brain just exploded with delight.

I mean…LOOK! MULAN! KORRA! AHHH! *dead*

This is an extention of a text I wrote to mliamylifeisavatar.

This was also written under the influence of…well, not ROOT beer. But take out one of those words.

(I should also point out that I am of legal age!)

Ahem. Here goes.

Once upon a time, in a Fire Nation far away, Sokka was busy with his Inventions. He had become quite adept at the idea part. However, it was the names that sometimes held him back. After all, a stick-of-fiery-boom stick by any other name would be more effective and pack more of a punch.

His newest invention was one that gave him many such problems. He had the mechanics all figured out, and it worked like a dream. All that was lacking was that perfect name to give it the punch it needed.

First, he went to his sister. When he described it, she just looked at him. “What about ‘curvy boom stick?’”

Sokka threw up his arms. “But that describes what it is perfectly before my modifications!”

Katara shrugged and went about bending snowballs.

Next was Toph. She wasn’t any more help than Katara. “What about ‘The sound that sounds like an explosion but if it fails comes flying back to the thrower thing’?”

Sokka gulped. “I don’t think that instills the oomph I need.”

Toph shrugged and went back to rebending the delicate clasp on a gold necklace.

He went through Mai and Ty Lee next. However, their offers of ‘Boring’ and ‘Not as bendy as me’ did not quite meet his expectations.

Iroh offered him a cup of tea, instead.

And he could not ask Aang, for that would surely result in a lecture on why violence was bad. Or just another bad name.

Finally, at the end of his rope, Sokka found himself within the offices of the newly crowned Fire Lord. At first, as he rambled on and on, he doubted very much that Zuko paid any attention whatsoever to his plight. However, by the end of the tirade, Zuko set down the scroll he had been pretending to read and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

“Let me get this straight,” he began. “You came to me with an invention that could ‘improve’ the deadliness of a boomerang.”

Sokka nodded, pleased that finally someone got it.

“And you can’t call it a Boomerang, since that just confused what it is, despite the fact that that’s what it does.”

“Yeah, exactly!” Sokka exclaimed, gesticulating wildly. “I mean, it goes BOOM and all, but someone may get confused!”

Zuko paused, and the air became deathly still. “You knew what it was supposed to be called all along, didn’t you?”

Sokka blinked.

Zuko continued. “You know that there is really only one other word that can describe this…this thing, don’t you?”

Sokka blinked again. “I don’t quite follow you.”

Zuko sighed, as well. “Fine. There is only one thing this can be called. If I find out you knew it, I will hang you from the Fire Nation’s main flagpole. By your toes.”

Despite the threat, Sokka leaned forward in anticipation. “Well, what is it?”

Zuko took a deep breath. His voice was steady and calm.

However, Sokka had become distracted. “I’m sorry, what was that?”

Zuko took a deep breath, and even the messenger hawks near Ember Island could hear him.

“BANGARANG!”

-THE END

I regret nothing. My friend already knew I was insane before I texted her the MUCH abbreviated version of this.

So, I decided I’d try and see if Stardust was on Netflix, because I cannot find my DVD.

They don’t have it. However, there was a movie from 1998 or something with the same description, so I was like ‘hey cool, an earlier thing!’

Netflix had the wrong description.

I only watched 20 minutes. It scared the crap out of me.

There’s an old vacuum cleaner that comes to life.

A VACUUM CLEANER. That COMES TO LIFE.

I think.

At first I was all ‘oh shit it’s gonna eat the dog!’

Then I got to thinking about what would happen if all my appliances became sentient.

It scared the crap out of me.

I want my mommy!

Last night, I got woken up twice. Each time by a cat.

The first time, I vaguely remember a searing pain in my forehead. I know I grabbed a kitty paw and extracted a claw from skin. Actually, I’m not sure if I dreamed this or not, because when I woke up there were no owies. (I do hope it was a dream. I remember being a tad rough in my grip on the kitty arm.)

Then, sometime later, my most precious and beloved kitty decided to use me as a springboard.

By that, of course, I mean she jumped onto my person and off again, not caring that her tiny weight can be heavy.

Especially when all that weight is focused solely on one of my boobies. >:P

In the end, I woke up at 3am and watched SyFy’s Alice. ;__;